5 things guys should consider doing when they finally decide to grow up

The right guy you must become have to have maturity that only comes through rigid and rough experiences, but here are few tips that will assure you have edge.

1.    Know your drink. You are no longer a frat boy, chugging drinks like you are at a beer fest is not wise, tough boy. Know thy poison and the proportions that will get you from tipsy to hell drunk. Maturity is not having your buds pick you down the floor come closing time

2.    Read a sensible book. Maybe Pride and Prejudice? Because youth can literally drown you. What you need is a legit literature from a fine lady author with some ass-kicking vocabulary. The novel teaches you how to treat girls right and avoid nasty language on daily basis.

3.    Abstain from supposedly witty statement shirts. The only attention you should be getting is due to your, well, awesome personality.  Shirts with green jokes, spoof jokes, or jokes in general are only for retards who are KSP.

4.    Getting enough of cyber chicks. Dude, do you really need to stay up all night just to browse on your prospect’s latest activities? I say it’s about time to put your awesome attitude on test and try to mingle with the girls you already know. An avatar girlfriend will do you no good.  Trust me.

5.    Have an emergency fund. Saving an equivalent of six months salary is safe breathing space for bumming. And no, a new Iphone 4S is not an emergency.

6.    Invest in clothes. Your wardrobe should not start to collect clothes too loose, too hippie, too beach-y. Best way is to go to stylish department stores and buy pieces that are classic and can be worn in different occasions. Don’t just grow up. Be a style role model.

i    I know this tips will come in handy when you, little boys are ready. he! he!
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1 comments:

Unknown said...

I think every man should read this. ;)

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